apparently the secret to your success is patron
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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