i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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