I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Pappa wants mamma naked
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
