dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
