his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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