Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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