like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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