If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
