i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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