"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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