and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
