How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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