So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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