Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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