Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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