i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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