shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
