Heybabeimwearingurpanties
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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