Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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