its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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