i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Randomize
