How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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