i wish my penis had a tongue
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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