He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
This toilet bowl is my home.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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