My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Randomize