No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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