Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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