btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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