Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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