Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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