Those balls look pretty dangerous.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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