Porn is love you can see.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
