Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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