Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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