Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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