Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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