why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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