The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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