I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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