i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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