They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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