thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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