somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I need a burrito and a hug.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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