threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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