is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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