You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You took a bar mat shot.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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