Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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