She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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