Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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