Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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