What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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