At least make sure they are 18
Why
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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