After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
please don't ironically join a cult
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