I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
