plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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