And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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