So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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