I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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