maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Randomize
