sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
Randomize
